Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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