she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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