He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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