So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
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