so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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