ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
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Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
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how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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