yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
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All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
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She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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