I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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