He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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