i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
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My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
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I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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