and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
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Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
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Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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