I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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