I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
