that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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