I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Let's get the cat blown out
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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