i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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