Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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