We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
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I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
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No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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