Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Randomize
