My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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