I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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