There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
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