so that wasnt chicken after all
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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