Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
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She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
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The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
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