Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
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