dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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