I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
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Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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