She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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