I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
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shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
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He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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