who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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