How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I am one with the molecules
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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