what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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