I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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