wat bout pragnant strippers??
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
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...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
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Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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