Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
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don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
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don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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