Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
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i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
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Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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