watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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