if i died would you start the facebook group?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I understand Curling. That high.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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