You're so nebulous sometimes
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
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Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
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