yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
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