there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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