I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
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I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
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i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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