But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
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