He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Randomize
