porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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