At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
if only i could text you this smell
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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