Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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