i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
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So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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