I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I don't think brook has ever known best
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
We got so high we made milksteak
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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