I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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