I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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