i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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