Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
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Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
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Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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