I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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