he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Randomize
